Dear Editors,

Please find below one poem for your consideration.

I believe this poem
suits you very well.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Andrew J. Jones


I saw the atlantic ocean today
The pastry shop burned
The other pastry shop closed
The other pastry shop’s
Next to the pastry shop we go to

It wasn’t so windy today
Trees ejaculate this time of year
Their sperm goes everywhere
So aside from washing all your clothes
You’ll have to hoover
People don’t pick up their dog shit

pray to god
each morning
denounce him
every night